I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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