Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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