she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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