Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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