What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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