Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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