My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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