Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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