I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
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i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
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It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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