Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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