The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
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He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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