He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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