The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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