Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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