so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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