so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
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you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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