her vagine was all disorganized.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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