I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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