Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
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