i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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