Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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