what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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