Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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