I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I don't deserve a penis
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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