You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
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I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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