the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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