I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
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I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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