We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
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Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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