Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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