What did we do last night that was yellow?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
being pregnant is like rehab
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
