it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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