I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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