I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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