I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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