I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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