did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
And then he peed in my hair
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