Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Still dying that you shit outside
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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