You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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