Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Randomize
