There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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