So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
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Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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