i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I am puke
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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