i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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