Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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