So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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