why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
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there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
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Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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