Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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