he referred to my room as the tit cave...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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