My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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