Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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