I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
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WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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