I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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