Christians are straight up FREAKS
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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