Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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