Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
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If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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